Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever been a stripper?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever been to a strip club.
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever done porn?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever watched porn.
You’re the reason we exist.
You’re the demand to our supply.
If you disdain sex workers, don’t you dare consume our labor.
As they say in the industry, “People jack off with the left hand and point with the right.”
Star Trek Into Darkness Deleted Scene - The Harewoods
so…this isn’t in the movie, but Kirk staring at Carol in her undies and Kirk banging two catgirls is clearly more important.
Priorities of Jar Jar and Co., y’all >_>
And obviously clearly more relevant to the plot and Kirk’s character arc
What I can’t understand is that they wrote and filmed these scenes, which (a) do a very important job of fleshing out Kirk’s character as growing up and growing into his role as captain and (b) show us the family at the end who triggered all the events at the start, so that the little girl and her mother get to be more than disposable elements of Khan’s Roaring Rampage of Vengeance.
Then they cut these for the sake of ‘Kirk in bed with two alien chicks’ and ‘Carol shows us her matching bra and knickers’.
I genuinely don’t get it: if all they think of Kirk’s character is “ladies’ man”, why write these scenes? On the other hand, if they realise that these are important to the audience’s understanding of the characters and the plot, why drop them?
But literally though.
This scene was written. This scene was filmed.
Then someone sat down while the thing was in Avid or Final Cut or Premiere and said, “Nahh. This is BORING.”
Like seeing Kirk ogle a colleague undressing for the SECOND MOVIE IN A ROW wasn’t boring and redundant as hell.
But this crucial part of his character development? Apparently the audience wouldn’t care to see the maturation of the protagonist of the film they just sat down for two hours to watch.
Q:Did you decide to write the soulmate prompt? If so, will we get to read it? I really want to see how you wrote it!
(I am an idiot and forgot to post this)
“They’ve got a new boy in Red Bull, Sebastian Vettel.” Fernando mentions to Kimi off hand one day as they’re coming back from testing. “Have you seen him?”
“He’s got short brown curly hair, blue eyes. Unbonded.”
Kimi snorts, “What’s he doing on a race track then? He’ll be fresh pickings with the amount of sexual tension going on here.”
Fernando turns to him, “Aren’t you unbonded?”
“Yeah, but I know how to handle myself.” Kimi undoes his helmet as they walk into the garage, tossing it aside. “No skin contact, simple.”
“Yeah, but-” Fernando begins but Kimi gives him a look
“I know what I’m doing.”
“I know, but you’re so old for someone whose never found their soul mate.”
Kimi almost shudders at the term. “I don’t need a ‘soul mate’.”
“I’m fine.” Kimi unzips his overalls and hangs them up. “Don’t worry.”
Fernando sighs. “Aren’t you worrying about not bonding with anyone, ever?”
“I’m fighting a losing battle with you, aren’t I?”
“Yep.” Kimi searches through his pockets for his gloves and frowns. “Have you seen my gloves?”
“No, when did you last have them?”
“This morning.” Kimi searches one last time, and then shrugs. “Guess I’ll go back to the hotel room without them.”
“What if you meet another unbonded?”
“I’ll stay clear of them, won’t I?” Kimi pulls on his coat and hat, “It’s hardly like I’m going to talk to anyone, is it?”
“True. See you tomorrow Kimi.”
Kimi leaves quickly, walking fast through the paddock to get to the hotel the teams are currently staying at. The air is cold and his hands are slowly going numb, so he shoves them in his pockets to avoid his fingers dropping off. As he passes the main road that leads out of the track, he hears a shout of alarm, and sees a car come hurtling towards him, and someone else standing directly in front of him, frozen to the spot. As the car comes towards them, the person in front turns, and Kimi can see it’s a boy, and also someone he’s never seen before.
He grabs hold of the other boys arm and yanks him backwards, pulling him towards his chest, as the car just missed them. As the boy trips, Kimi’s fingers stroke warm skin, and it’s like an explosion inside of him. It feels, for better words, like an orgasm, stars exploding behind Kimi’s eyes and he takes a step back, looking at the boy.
Yes I have a prompt, I have a prompt *hands up*
Be warn, this prompt might turns out to be a few thousand words fanfic cas it needs to build up. Or maybe not ;P
1976 German GP, instead of voting against Niki, James agreed with his insight. After that Niki still hates James, but not as much. They became somewhat a close-friend and a rival.
Later, James retired and signed a contract with BBC. As the lowest paid Champ and with reporter salary, he started looking for someone to share a house.
At the same time, Niki divorced with Marlene and need a place to stay, so they decided to be housemate, temporally.
They have completely different living style but soon adapt to each other’s.
Every morning Niki would pick James’ outfit for the day, then make breakfast and lunch for work. He will swears and yell at James for leaving things behind but later he’s the one tidying up.
In the other hand James will pick up grocery and dry clean on his way home. He will feed Niki by cutting fruits or nuts for him. Also he’ll place a blanket on Niki if he fell asleep on the couch.
Until one day they invited their friends over for game night (and sleep over?) One of them joked that James and Niki are like a married couple.
After that they both act weird and stuff cas now they feel like they do have feeling for each other but not sure if the other person feel the same.
“I’m scared about Kimi.” Niki says at breakfast one day, leaning against the kitchen sink as he drinks the black coffee that James despises.
"Don’t worry, all children develop at different paces." James tells him, buttering toast for breakfast. "He’s young, give him a couple of…
*Dance happily* Kimi you are one tough child to handle.
Q:Omg I'm such a sap. Seb and Kimi adopting a baby and dropping him/her off to Launt household?
James and Niki literally fight to get to the front door to see Seb, Kimi, and the new baby first. James throws the door open, and Seb takes a step back, cradling his daughter to his chest.
“James stop being weird.” Niki tells him, and then nods hello at Seb and Kimi. “How are you three?”
“Tired.” Seb sighs, but with a smile and Kimi nods in agreement.
“I have sudden respect for you two.” He says and James crosses his arms
“So you didn’t have respect for us already?”
“Of course not.” Kimi smirks and James opens the door wider.
“Come in, I want to meet my granddaughter!”
Seb presses a kiss to his daughters head before following James inside the house. Niki hangs back, waiting for Kimi who exhales a deep sigh of breath once Seb has gone.
“How are you?” Niki asks, shutting the door quietly, and turning to his son
“I’m different.” Kimi says, shoving his hands in his pockets
“In love, obviously.” There’s the hint of a smile across Kimi’s face, before it disappears. “I’m just worrying a lot.”
“I understand you know.” Niki replies, resting a hand on Kimi’s arm. “I was worried about you, about accidentally hurting you, or somehow going wrong.”
“She’s beautiful, you know.” Kimi says, in a rare display of affection, “Honestly.”
Niki smiles. “That’s wonderful.”
“Tell me I’m going to be a good dad.” Kimi asks and Niki pulls him into a hug.
“You’re going to be an excellent father.”
This Friday, Will goes to trial and we all go insane.